Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 28, 2018

Isn’t it obvious? To get to the other side.

And I prefer bacon.

It was too far to walk around.

Looking for his keys?

I’m with Ralph. And who really cares why the chicken crossed the road??

We’re always quoting Aunt Bee, quoting her doctor: “We’re no spring chickens anymore!”

I’m getting to the point where I can relate. What is starting to concern me is when I can’t figure out why I went into the bathroom.

But of course you can never get to the other side because, once you get there, it’s not the “other side” anymore.

I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.