Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 06, 2018

Where are the global warming deniers and the Trump supporters? Oh, that’s right, their heads are up their butts!

They are unanimous in their anonymity.

I would be too bashful to attend any meetings.

This meeting is held annually at the Hotel California, where they’re all just prisoners there, of their own device.

By the way, is that Schroedinger’s Cat hiding in the box? If so, the paradox is solved!

Introverts of the world, unite! Separately. In our own homes.

That’s not introverted. That’s painfully shy. We introverts don’t mind socializing; we just get enough of it pretty quickly. We’ll never be the life of the party, but we don’t hide in a corner, either.