Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 30, 2018

I agree with Ralph’s comment.

Occam’s electric razor doesn’t do that, but it does pull, occasionally.

Occam’s beard is the least amount of trouble.

Don’t “ass u me” anything.

Obvious joke

Oh do shut up razor lips! …Don’t forget the simplest assumption is that you’re disposable.

Going for a biopsy.

Ouch!

I’ve heard of “No Shave November.” It’s a fund razor event.

This guy might not be the sharpest shaver on the block!

Either design error, manufacturing error, damage to the razor, or operator error.