Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 22, 2019

Larry must have been a really BIG grape.

Not just Larry, it’s the whole branch of his family, pressed and filtered. Yum!

Ralph is so right.

Larry was a real corker….

He lies still; all his sparkle is gone.

They squeezed the last drop out of him in the end! Boo Hoo

Veni, vidi, vino…

Ashes to splashes. Dust to muscatel…

Stop wining about it.

Many would say that he’s gone to a better place.

Looks no.. but taste? We really don’t know how kinky sex is for grapes.

Missed the obvious: “open cask funeral.” (fittin’ the puns in like tetris…).

Who stomped out his lights? Remember, bury him cork down.

MERLOT!?!

But he’s well preserved.

Hey! Where are all the ‘crush’ jokes I expected? OK: sad. She had such a ..well…you know now.

Bur did he age well?

larry always kept his feelings bottled up inside…

You could call it the casket of Amontillado.