Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 09, 2020

Now’s the time for Sir Charles Lytton and Princess Dala to enter.

“Jumangi” (He was the Not-so-great hunter)

does this just frost your flakes??

Poor Tony.

NOOOOOO! Tony……..

He was jumpy from the sugar high

“How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know.”

Commander McBragg!

So, you’ve trained Tony to lie on the floor and collect sparks from the fireplace?

And then he said “I’m pleased to eat you.”

Cereal killer (I can’t believe it’s 7 hours since the first post and no one beat me to this).

Poor Tony, no baloney. Reminds me, does anyone know when Anthony Jeselnik’s next TV special is scheduled?

♫ Hey, Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill? ♫

An Unforeseen Job Hazard ! :-}

Or has Tony been playing possum all this time pretending to be a trophy ?? He has that " Are you EVER going to Leave look in His Eyes. :-}

“Now, let me tell you about how I bagged that mischievous Lucky Charms leprechaun …”

Shot first and tasted later?

I worked for a RV dealership, and they decided to rent a Smokey the Bear suit for publicity. I got stuck with wearing the thing, got bored, and called a friend of mine. We had a picture taken with him holding a rifle, and Smokey (me) draped over the hood. We got a lot of laughs, but found out it was a big no-no. Smokey is a registered trademark for the Forest Service. He even has his own zip code.

Sorry, Tony deserved this for poisoning kids. Even when I was a kid I was appalled by the amount of sugar in this cereal.

Thurl Ravenscroft is rolling over in his grave.