Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 15, 2020

The Divorcee Barbie… comes with all her accessories and half of Ken’s stuff…

As soon as he said the word “package”, he knew what the problem was…

Ralph knows that he’ll get in big trouble if he mentions what Ken is missing.

Go make friends with G.I. Joe.

Poor Ken, he was always emasculate by Barbie.

Perhaps a specialty carpenter could help?

Ken needs some Cragle from the Lego Movie.

after his divorce from modern barbie, he is missing ALL his stuff!

Barbie she’s let herself go. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/165507355027573141/

He could use some plastic surgery.

It’s time to date a Bratz doll…Campfire Chloe.

By the time Barbie was a hit – I was too old. Missed the whole ‘gotta haves’ that were rampant.

Ok, Ken. You need to repackage and re-brand yourself.

This Ken doll reminds me of Gary Collins.

You can’t. You’re not even anatomically correct.

A+++ for the sly comment at the bottom

Is that Ted he’s talking to?

Does he have a beach house and corvette convertible?

Still looks pretty good, must have stayed out of the destroying ultra violet rays from the sun.

Screw Barbie! Start dating a Powerpuff Girl.