Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 04, 2020

They’ve turned into Bushmasters. (But didn’t they escape from Working Daze?)

So exactly where does Medusa go to get her snakes cut?

I just figured her hair would be self-shedding.

Remember….when giving her a trim, don’t look her in the eye….or you’ll turn to salt! ((((((HISSING ))))))))

Thankssssssssssss Ralphhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

You’ll have a head like a rock if you trim that mane.

Is this a Nancy Pelosi joke?

Too much quarantine can drive you a little snaky….

That one made me laugh.

She’s on the ‘NO FLY LIST’.

Looks a little like Nancy Pediculus, no?

Nancy Pelosi knows a hair dresser that is open.. that has some snakes as employees, be a natural fit.

Yesterday, one of the comics (I forget which one, sorry) has Medusa shaving her legs (little snakes).

Pelosi got a shampoo-and-setup, lol

How do you give Medusa a hair cut anyway?

Thankfully the artist drew fast enough not to get stoned.

When I started getting a mullet, that’s when I bought some hair clippers and let my husband cut my hair. He actually did a pretty good job. That being said, the minute I feel safe enough, I’m heading straight to my hair stylist!

Sure, rub it in! Her hair color stayed the same!

Hey, little squirrel! That snake is getting dangerously close to you!