After wearing contacts for over 39 years I’m having cataract surgery and will no longer need them. It will feel strange! Since the first eye was done I’ve already felt the discomfort of chopping onions again.
Come on Eileen, oh I swear (what he means). At this moment, you mean everything. With you in that dress, oh my thoughts I confess verge on dirty, ah come on Eileen
Superfrog about 4 years ago
You’ll need to isolate that contact.
allen@home about 4 years ago
Just look a little to your left Ralph has found it for you.
RAGs about 4 years ago
Just put on hard soled boots, close your eyes and stomp around. You’ll hear it when you find it.
eromlig about 4 years ago
Try using glasses. They hold more beer.
Aussie Down Under about 4 years ago
This strip is relevant for Victoria (an Australian state).
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
Come on, Eileen!
wubby about 4 years ago
Eileen is living up to her name…
Gent about 4 years ago
What’re you staring at, Eileen? He’s no plumber, is he?
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Ralph found it! LOL
A Common 'tator about 4 years ago
I’ve a magnifying-glass and torch app on my phone… that should do the job…
Nyckname about 4 years ago
Eye see what you did there.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago
After wearing contacts for over 39 years I’m having cataract surgery and will no longer need them. It will feel strange! Since the first eye was done I’ve already felt the discomfort of chopping onions again.
mountainclimber about 4 years ago
Come on Eileen, oh I swear (what he means). At this moment, you mean everything. With you in that dress, oh my thoughts I confess verge on dirty, ah come on Eileen
bigal666 about 4 years ago
The best way is to put a pantyhose leg over the head of a vacuum cleaner and hoover away.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Loads of laughs; not much help. Sounds like my second wife. :)