Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 17, 2020

You could also put barbed wire around the tree next year to keep the cat away.;-D

And some carnage in a bare tree.

Try a holographic projection and watch the cat go nuts.

“What do you mean – - they couldn’t do both? Why, is there some law?”

Maybe they could convert the cat TO Judaism, so it would ignore the tree.

Why not both?

You’ve never seen what a cat can do to a dreidel, have you?

Merry Catsmess!!

Or you could just do away with the Christmas tree it has pagan origins anyways

I know where there’s a temple in town…

From paganism, right? Because like most things associated with American Christmas, the tree isn’t Christian.

Two words: burning candles

They could do what the Drabble household did, nail the tree to the ceiling.

Why do they always assume it was the cat?

Or never have a cat in the house. Cats, like other peoples children, can be put up with for less than 30 minutes at a time.

Get rid of the cat and you’ll feel born again.

I’ve read that cats are considered Satan’s gift to Man. And, dogs are God’s.

You prefer the cat should trash the menorah?

It would be way more fun to surround the tree floor with that sticky rat-catching tape.

Run, Ralph, RUN!!!!!!! :)

Sure, let it tip over the Menorah and burn your house down. (Sheesh, Gentiles.) :)

Go Festivus! It’s for the rest of us!

As someone who used to have a cat, converting is easier!