Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 22, 2021

My daughter could eat it with mo problem she LOVES soup and eats LOTS.

I thought it was called one ton soup because that’s what you weigh after you eat it! ;D

Many years ago, a friend was in a Chinese restaurant and overheard someone tell a waiter that he wanted more soup, and this time he want two tons in it.

We’re gonna need some bigger chopsticks!

You load 16 tonne and what do you get….. another day over and deeper in debt…

one ton amera

“One-Ton Tomato” – parody song for “Guantanamera”.

Appetizer or main course?

Heavy, man.

Supersize it!

Miso frustrated.

The heaviest soup in the world.

When the table collapses, there will be wanton destruction.

It don’t fit the bowl because it’s one of those darn metric ones.

I’m uncomfortable misappropriating cultural icons for purposes of a joke. Unless Dave is of Chinese ancestry, of course.

Forget about that food; I want to know where I can buy a table that strong!

Sorry, I cannot eat soup with a one milliliter spoon.