Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 14, 2021

A box of chocolates — and it’s full? Are you trying to get me off my diet??

For the cat, naturally it’s perfect.

I watched a fluffy cat FIT into a ridiculously small fishbowl!

Why don’t chocolate labs get sick if they lick themselves?

I always did like red boxes!

No cat would stay sitting in the box like that. They would lie down and completely fill the box with their bodies.

Google “Are cats liquid?”

Ralphie again with a great quip.

Don’t get the dog part.

The 2 cats should each be laying in half the box next to each other, like a Cialis commercial.

I was hoping to cat chew.

Took me a moment to get the joke in panel 1.

If if I don’t get genitalia shaped confections, then it just ain’t Valentine’s Day.

Note to all human males: That only works in the animal kingdom.

I guess they’re being loved to their own devices.

That’s life. Forrest

Happy Valentine’s Day. Be sure to wear red or you’ll get pinched. And drink red beer.

I thought chocolate was bad for dogs to eat.