Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 19, 2022

Mr. Pinkerton isn’t here cause he’s a wuss.

Stringer

Dead eyed zombie puppet.

Ralph’s right.

Frogs are better at complaining. Or something like that.

What happens if the frog croaks before this is resolved?

Kermit is a wise and brave froggy ….unlike Pinkerton….

Gotta hand it to Pinkerton, however. He’s got this.

“Hermit® the Frog, here… and I have a complaint!”

[Please notice that I changed the name so as not to owe any royalties to a certain thoroughfare named after edible seeds.]

“Alter Ego” the frog has spoken … deal ribbit …!

That’s not the Pinkerton portrayed in my old train robbery movies. Besides, that puppet looks dead to me.

He relies on his puppets to do that.

Good one Ralph.