Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 09, 2022

Her ponytail wiggles even more when the wind is from a bottle not a box.

Its just the shakes from going without alcohol for too long.

Better make that a double!

Partaking of the grape can cause this condition…

She just loves cooking with wine…

… and every now and then, she puts some in the food.

There’s the proof. :)

… the very moment she realizes she forgot the opener …!

Ooh no, not the DTs: https://www.streetdirectory.com/lyricadvisor/song/jwpew/delirium_tremens/