Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 28, 2023

What about my lifetime guarantee?

Don’t just stand there freaking out, sell him one.

Even Ralph is freaked out!

when they say, “final warning,” they mean it.

Is it the one for his pacemaker?

And the price is about to go up, too.

Renew now, or it will cost you even more!

… and here’s a coupon for a free blinker fluid inspection with any oil change.

Your warranty has expired.

Can you believe they’re still calling me about my 19 yr old Honda?

Talk about relentless harassment

Good one. Death is overrated. 2 stars. 3 tops.

Death is in the eye of the policy beholder …!

Good luck. My car is 28 years old!

I love that there are extra jokes in the comments.

Imagine how many die you can make out of him, then go rattle them bones with your pals in a back alley.

You never want to face those Grim Repairs.