Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 06, 2008
December 05, 2008
December 07, 2008
Transcript:
Woman: How'd you burn your hand? Man: I put a toaster pastry in the toaster, and it caught fire, and I tried to fish it out, and the molten frosting stuck to my fingers. Ow. Woman: Wow. Two bad decisions in a row.
And then his wife, out of the sheer goodness of her heart, suggests he makes bad decision #3: “put some butter on it” …