Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 15, 2009

I’m so depressed. I lost my job. Well, I didn’t actually LOSE it. It’s still there. But now when I go there, some other guy’s doing it.

I also lost my girlfriend. Well, I didn’t actually LOSE her. She’s still there. But now when I go there, some other guy’s doing it.

– Bobcat Goldthwaite