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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 11, 2010
February 10, 2010
February 12, 2010
Transcript:
Man: You bought me " Professional strength deodorant?" Are there professional sweaters? Is there a professional sweaters tour? Is that better or worse than being an amateur sweater? Woman: Let it go.
More From Real Life Adventures
In Richard Thompson’s “Richard’s Poor Almanac” (he now does “Cul de Sac”), he printed a guide to the decoding of Valentine’s Day gifts. Included were:
Scented bath salts: “I love you, but you have smell issues.” Expensive perfume: “The bath salts aren’t working.”
(My actual favorites were: A single, perfect rose: “I love you anal-retentively.” A single, perfect chocolate: “I love you, but I got hungry.”)