Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 25, 2010

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. OK, not fair. I see no difference, professional doing a very valuable job. We need all the grey matter we can get.

Mine’s a female and she does a full physical once a year. At my age ………………

You’d need drug help from her to be a threat to her so she’s safe, right , Yukoneric?

I believe they make this movie every seven seconds and sell it on the internet every ten. Making the term “star” a very iffy term in certain film lands.

I prefer women doctors.

At least when she snaps on the rubber glove, her fingers are thinner…

“No! Not that!”

“Oh, come on. Your wife said you asked her to do this to you Friday night.”

Thinner fingers, but longer nails.