Boy: Dad, can you teach me to swim? Man: Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.
Don’t learn to swim. If nobody swam, (swam?), then no one would be in the water, ergo, no drownings!!
Don’t learn to swim. If nobody swam, (swam?), then no one would be in the water, ergo, no drownings!!