Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 30, 2013
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Transcript:
Woman: What did you learn in shop class today? Boy: We learned about welding, and I personally learned not to point the torch toward the teacher's butt when he bends over to get more welding rods.
In shop class the year before mine a student inhaled gas thinking it would be cool to breathe fire. It didn’t work out as planned, and the class had one less student for the remainder of the year. The student tried drinking water to quell the fire but it didn’t help any.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
Those who can, do.Those who can’t, teach.Those who can’t teach, teach shop.
punmeister over 11 years ago
Especially if the shop teacher had beans for lunch.
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
Haha. A cutting torch. More like anti-welding.
gileshead over 11 years ago
Jesus was a carpenter.
scrabblefiend over 11 years ago
I thought shop went out with cooking and sewing, things I remember from the olden days when I went to school.
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
Warning, bummer alert
In shop class the year before mine a student inhaled gas thinking it would be cool to breathe fire. It didn’t work out as planned, and the class had one less student for the remainder of the year. The student tried drinking water to quell the fire but it didn’t help any.