Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 30, 2014
March 29, 2014
March 31, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: I have some bad news, bud. Your goldfish died last night. Boy: Where is he now? Woman: Your dad is giving him a burial at sea. Boy: Dad went all the way to the ocean? Woman: Not exactly... Woman: Oh, there goes sparkles now.
Lesson #347 in ‘How to Make a Child Cry’. We had a corner in our back yard that was the ‘Small Pet Cemetery’. Even let me make little popsicle stick crosses. When they disappeared prior to lawn-mowing, Dad said, “We had a wind storm last night.” My parents were kind, that way.
Lesson #347 in ‘How to Make a Child Cry’. We had a corner in our back yard that was the ‘Small Pet Cemetery’. Even let me make little popsicle stick crosses. When they disappeared prior to lawn-mowing, Dad said, “We had a wind storm last night.” My parents were kind, that way.