Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 29, 2014
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Transcript:
Woman: The contractor called and said his "truck broke down." Man: Righht. Woman: you don't believe him? Man: No. I believe "truck broke down" is code for "I'm working on a more profitable job instead of yours today."
Which is why when planning any home improvement project, you determine how long it will take and how much it will cost, in your worst nightmare, and then double both.
clayusmcret Premium Member about 10 years ago
That’s definitely what it meant with my contractor.
Diane Lee Premium Member about 10 years ago
Which is why when planning any home improvement project, you determine how long it will take and how much it will cost, in your worst nightmare, and then double both.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
“Truck broke down” might be a legitimate excuse when contractors cross the Rio Grande to repair the hurricane or tornado damages…
unca jim about 10 years ago
No fun like the fun of having a contractor’s truck commit suicide and bleed-out all over your new patterned-concrete driveway !
coffeeturtle about 10 years ago
Jim, I’m a contractor not a mechanic!
She Mc about 10 years ago
At least he called!