Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 19, 2014
Transcript:
Man: Here's some "rise n shine channel 5 news" for you, Diana. I got up at 3:15, stubbed my toe on the dresser and ate a cold pop tart, so I could get here and deliver the 5 a.m. news with a #*$#! smile on my face. Woman: Thank goodness no one else is up at this godforsaken hour to her that, Bob.
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