Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 06, 2015
February 05, 2015
February 07, 2015
Transcript:
Man 1: So your wife's gone for the weekend, huh? Whatcha gonna do? Man 2: Live like a pig. Man 1: Gee, isn't that what you do when she's home, too? Man 2: Just for that crack, you're not invited over to lounge on the sofa, watch sports, and clip your toenails without caring where they go.
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