Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 14, 2015

I can tell already that your diploma isn’t worth squat.

PlusA safe deposit box is not safe.Both banks and Federal Government can, will and have opened up safe deposit boxes.

Don’t take my word for it, google it.

My dad always kept his coin collection in his safe. I used to tell him that it let the burglars know where to look.

I used to keep all my ‘important stuff’ and a coin collection in a safe deposit box until I found that the gov’t had precedence over my executor, thus and so I found a trusted friend that has a tavern with an ancient 700-lb safe out back that really works and for any thievery to take place the thief has to go on an ‘egg-hunt’ with a cuttin’ torch, drills, earphones and a genuinefriendliness with angry dogs. And even I have to be ‘accompanied’ to my miserly treasures when I want to add a few things. The chicken-poop is getting to be distracting, though….

I keep everything important in a paper bag!.Of course, I’m not telling you where I keep the paper bag…

This is a safe discussion.