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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 19, 2016
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Transcript:
Man: Did you take my 15/16 wrench? Woman: Yes. I've been sneaking your wrenches out of the country, selling them on the black market, and funneling the moeny to my offshore shell company. Man: What?? Woman: It's in your back pocket.
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If she understands a 15/16 wrench she’s a keeper. Now if she uses Hoppes #9 for cologne, she can have her pick of guys.