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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 16, 2016
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Transcript:
Boy: Dad, can we go on the "mine shaft" coaster? It's a 150 foot drop! Man: Sorry. I have no intention of going on a ride that smooshes me into the ground and carries my lifeless body to the end, where a coroner is waiting to identify me through dental records.
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That stuff (IMHO) takes more guts than a slaughter house. Count me out!!!