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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 24, 2016
April 23, 2016
April 25, 2016
Transcript:
Man 1: Now, do you want the nothing special interior package? Or the luxury premium exclusive preferred platinum version on your new SUV? Man 2: Gee, I don't know. Man 2: Which would you recommend? Man 2: Wow! There really is one born every minute...
Thus and so the reason my car and truck both are 11 years old with less than 50K on ‘em.. I know where I am when I get there and know my way back (coast to coast) and the A/C works like this;On/Off,Adust. knobs tune the radios and buttons adjusted the seats 11 years ago. All I ever wanted for my first REAL NEW CAR waz power brakes/steering/windows and the ability to pay for all that technology! (sigh) Nuthin’ like pulling up to a stranger in a strange city with the window sliding down asking said stranger where the Citgo Station was, being pointed/directed, thanking said stranger and driving away with the window rolling back up to home position. Gone are the days.
Thus and so the reason my car and truck both are 11 years old with less than 50K on ‘em.. I know where I am when I get there and know my way back (coast to coast) and the A/C works like this;On/Off,Adust. knobs tune the radios and buttons adjusted the seats 11 years ago. All I ever wanted for my first REAL NEW CAR waz power brakes/steering/windows and the ability to pay for all that technology! (sigh) Nuthin’ like pulling up to a stranger in a strange city with the window sliding down asking said stranger where the Citgo Station was, being pointed/directed, thanking said stranger and driving away with the window rolling back up to home position. Gone are the days.