Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 06, 2018

Will you give me a quick synopsis of the choices so I can decide where I’d like to start?

Would you have anything in a small brush fire?

“Sure I will take the can of worms and here is a can of whoop a** for you”

Going fishing?

Must be starting from the “ground up.”

I’d prefer a roll of red tape.

“Sure. And after lunch, roll out the barrel o’ monkeys.”

I need some salt to get rid of that plate of slugs still here from yesterday.

Leaked scene from the first episode of the Murphy Brown revival?