Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 09, 2020

Single panel comics have become obsolete…

Girlfriend is down in Siesta Key, Florida. She says some of the bars are wide open, with bands and no limit to clientele, She said it was wild to see something so normal.

My morning coffee group with the guys is on Zoom once a week now – but it just ain’t the same.

Where nobody remembers your name

Cheers – where everybody knows your distance

Almost enough to make drinking alone seem virtuous.

Sometimes you want to gowhere everybody wears a mask,and they disinfect each glass; You want to be where you can see,our troubles soon will pass. You want to be where everybody wears a mask.

I believe alcohol will kill the virus. Doctors recommend washing your hands with a 75% alcohol cleanser; 151 rum and some single malt scotches meet that standard.

This is from a Cinemascope movie that was made in Pan and Scan for TV and poorly done…

The person on the right has to get a brain, no one forced you to go out. If you’re that terrorfied stay home.