Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 21, 2020

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    They know where they can put their software.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    It’s the phone, not necessarily you, Think they’ll figure it out if the signal goes to the bathroom and stays?.

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    I’m pretty sure nobody’s gonna bother tracing you.

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    According to a former Google employee, they track your eyes and facial expressions to determine how you react to certain images. I have also discussed products with friends and associates, only to have a barrage of ads for those same products show up.

    Should I now disappear, you’ll know why. HA!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Don’t use Alexa anymore! They have people listening in….NO WAY!

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    Ralph Newbill  over 4 years ago

    Orwell saw this day… With a vengeance!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Human dog collar.

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    psampson  over 4 years ago

    I love retirement just as much as this guy!

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    That’s me for the last 130 days.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    We see you when you’re sleepingWe know when you’re awakeWe know if you’ve been bad or goodSo be good for goodness sake!

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    mi_sbs  over 4 years ago

    After a week of tracing me, they’d get bored and stop

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