Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 13, 2020

Why, is he snorting it?

Closer to 1 in 3, if you ask me.

Lube job.

He’s not an alien, he’s an android.

that’s a story arc running now over in Marmaduke the Magician…er Marmalade the Magician…i mean Mandrake the Magician

I’ve been saying that for years. I maintain that crazy street people are aliens that just couldn’t get the transformation right.

Being a lightweight, he only drinks 10w 30.

My question is “Why would they want to?”

Barkeep – is the kitchen still open? 2 Shell No-Pest strips, please!

Why would they? Just for fun?

Ah…1 out of 100.

The Tinman goes under cover.

In the early 80s some of the other kids in college called me Spaceman because I was always telling stories about being an alien

Dont know if anyone actually believed it, but I was riding the coattails of Mork from Ork and I did get a lot of laughs

Well at least they’re beginning to see that we are different.

What they still haven’t gotten is that we aren’t really from another Planet. We’ve just evolved beyond the same starting point as them and that creates the illusion that we’re Aliens.

I thought robots would be drinking motor oil? Or alcohol…