Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 11, 2020

Only one play. Quarterback sneak.

He just eats whoever tackles him.

With those short arms, Godzilla couldn’t be much of a passer.

I would have gone with Superman

none of my fantasies have ever involved football

I think I’d go with Gandolph at QB

Godzilla would be better at defense. He would just have to stomp on the opponents.

He sure put the F in Fantasy

Yep, rollin with his Mahomies.

Crap! I wanted him on my team!

not known for his passing skills, but his running game……

Coaches Scouting Report:

Running:

Running game is thunderously slow, does the 40 in a lumbering 24 seconds. Can not keep feet in bounds. On EITHER SIDE.

Likes to hit every light in the stadium and knock them down.

Tail is still in his own endzone when he’s in the opposing teams red zone, so if you bring him down, it’s a safety.

Poor hands, can not clutch ball, fumbles a lot.

Passing

Poor head mobility, poor vision, can not see the whole field, moving his head left or right is a problem.

Arm strength questionable.

Arm Range poor.

Short throwing span , inability to hold a football.