Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 18, 2020

And the sand trap is made of quicksand.

OK, but I still get to golf all I want, right?

What are the hours for the 19th hole?

What? Always closed! Oh yeah, this is hell.

If the temp is near the melting point of plastic, it might as well be a rock in a sock.

oh but if you get a hole in one without cheating you get to go to heaven. no one has done it yet, but you might get lucky if you play enough. Bwah hahaha.

Frank, what’d you get on hole number 2.

Frank: Let me think for a second. Well that one shot went in the lava, and I had to take a drop. Then there was that one that went in that deep crater. I think it took me 2 strokes to get out…no it was 3. Then there was that lost ball where I had to go back to the spot of the original shot….

Frank 3 hours later: I was lying 12,031 on the green and 3 putted for a 12,034.

Golf Heaven… a never ending game!

Notice how similar the two faces are. I wonder if that is just laziness on the part of the comic artist or whether there is some subtle message that I am missing?

Any carts?

How about bowling……

…and your lead golf balls."