The only reason to buy your wife something that’s three sizes too small is to hear the exasperation in her voice at your utter cluelessness, as she speaks those magic words: “Don’t you ever go clothes shopping for me again!” Then you’re off the hook for the rest of your life.
The only reason to buy your wife something that’s three sizes too small is to hear the exasperation in her voice at your utter cluelessness, as she speaks those magic words: “Don’t you ever go clothes shopping for me again!” Then you’re off the hook for the rest of your life.