Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 17, 2024

Ask a sales girl at Victoria Secret

This is why gift cards were invented.

Dude, it’s not the fifties any more. If you don’t know her that well maybe she shouldn’t be your wife.

Get her a household appliance!

Aaahhhhh! another G L overpriced handbag.

Find a salesclerk like Clark Griswold did in Christmas Vacation. She showed him some neat ideas.

I like the “Gary Lance Max”.

Breaking Cat News Calendars.

A vacuum that’ll do it!! Led to my first divorce.