Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 09, 2025

Someone keeps putting salad in my beer crisper….

Sounds perfectly stocked to me.

In heaven there is no beer

(No beer)

That’s why we drink it here

And when we’re all gone from here

Our friends will be drinking all the beer

In heaven there is no wine

(No wine)

So we drink till we feel fine

And when we leave this all behind

Our friends will be drinking all the wine

In heaven there is no fear

(No fear)

So we worry too much here

And we drink ourselves full of beer

To help us when we deal with the fear

In heaven there are no drugs

(No drugs)

That’s why we hang with thugs

And when the Lord pulls the plug

All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah

Thugs and drugs, beer

Oh yeah

In heaven there is no sex

(Oh no)

So let’s do that next

(Do that)

And when our muscles no longer flex

Someone else will be having sex

In heaven there are no wars

(No wars)

Or cars, or movie stars

And when we no longer are

The world will probably still be having wars

What the heck, yeah yeah

Sex and war, bars and cars

Drugs, thugs and delicious food, hey

If you drink Canadian beer, you better stock up now before the tariffs hit.

Oh, you better watch out with posting such comments or you will raise the ire of @Pony99CA.

he’s certainly got his priorities straight… ☺

to be fair, beer is it’s own separate food group!