Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 11, 2012
Transcript:
Rover, I'm writing to Santa on your behalf. Did you, um. Do anything this past year you're not particularly proud of? No, just the opposite. I dug a hole in your mom's flower bed halfway to China. If completed, it may one day open up international relations. Maybe Santa will view it as a possible future Nobel Peace Prize.
Rover, you’d die from heat, exhaustion, or old age before you got that far.