Red and Rover by Brian Basset for November 04, 2013
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Kid: Hey, Red. Got much Halloween candy left? Red: Sadly, none. I did a dumb thing and hid the entire lot in my teenage brother's room. I thought it would be the last place he'd ever think to look. He found the whole stash in five minutes. On a positive note, his face has broken out big time since then.
Chocolate does bot work that way, or otherwise chocolate would be used for dry skin problems.