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Rover: What are today's headlines?
Red: Beats me.
Rover: Shouldn't you know the product you're peddling?
Red: I do. You can fold it into a hat or a boat, housebreak puppies on it, fish in it! Yessiree- newspapers will be with us forever.
This? Why, I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl…