Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 26, 2016
December 25, 2016
December 27, 2016
Transcript:
Rover- how's the rawhide chew bone Santa brought you? Delish! I had no idea dried reindeer could taste so good. You're kidding me, right?! Hmmmm... I wonder which one this was?
I fear, Rover has gotten no loot, only an artificial dry chewing bone and he said, it is reindear, so he can imagine, it tastes well!! – Don’t be sad, I gave much too and got nearly nothing, don’t be sorry!! When you have Red and you are together, it is fine, merry Christmas!!
During our Christmas celebration, my wife’s cousin told us about a friend who had “downsized” a deer herd and had a bunch of hooves left and asked him what could he do with them. He told him to make hoof prints in the mud outside so his kids would think Santa had landed outside on the ground instead of on the roof.(no chimney) The friend took two 2X4’s and skidded them across the mud for sleigh tracks! His kids range from 1 to 7 years old.
I get the same Christmas gift every year:) My girlfriend:) Sweetie radiates and sparkles greater then any Christmas Tree:) Her kisses are sweeter then a candy cane:) And on Christmas Eve Night when the lights are low I unwrap her:) There are no gifts better, or better loved:) Oh yeah, she’s also good on New Years, Easter, Valentines Day, 4th of July, Halloween, come to think of it everyday is a holiday with her:)
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Aww, Rover, you are a little devil sometimes! Haha!!
Catfeet Premium Member about 8 years ago
Is it too late to give Rover a lump of coal?
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 8 years ago
Rover has some evil in him.
rentier about 8 years ago
I fear, Rover has gotten no loot, only an artificial dry chewing bone and he said, it is reindear, so he can imagine, it tastes well!! – Don’t be sad, I gave much too and got nearly nothing, don’t be sorry!! When you have Red and you are together, it is fine, merry Christmas!!
mr_sherman Premium Member about 8 years ago
I hope it’s Rudolf. I’m tired of that song!
Yakety Sax about 8 years ago
During our Christmas celebration, my wife’s cousin told us about a friend who had “downsized” a deer herd and had a bunch of hooves left and asked him what could he do with them. He told him to make hoof prints in the mud outside so his kids would think Santa had landed outside on the ground instead of on the roof.(no chimney) The friend took two 2X4’s and skidded them across the mud for sleigh tracks! His kids range from 1 to 7 years old.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Well, there was… Dasher & Dancer, Prancer & Vixen
Comet & Cupid, Donner & Blitzen
But do you recall the tastiest reindeer of all?
johnnytiggs about 8 years ago
I get the same Christmas gift every year:) My girlfriend:) Sweetie radiates and sparkles greater then any Christmas Tree:) Her kisses are sweeter then a candy cane:) And on Christmas Eve Night when the lights are low I unwrap her:) There are no gifts better, or better loved:) Oh yeah, she’s also good on New Years, Easter, Valentines Day, 4th of July, Halloween, come to think of it everyday is a holiday with her:)