Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 15, 2011
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February 20, 2011
Transcript:
president's day stain review george washington used a dentifrice concocted of turpentine and tung oil. of course it got all over the towels. andrew jackson was known to blow his nose on the curtains. teddy roosevelt had to gnaw constantly so his incisors wouldn't grow through his skull. teethmarks are just as bad as stains. chock calvin coolidge cleaned his fish in the oval office and not too neatly. a big ketchup fan, richard nixon sometimes got clumsy with the bottle. george bush spit up more often than is generally known.
