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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 28, 2011
November 26, 2011
December 03, 2011
Transcript:
november 18th is mickey's birthday! how much do you care? manifest disney the five warning signs bird: how do you like your eggs? 1. little forest friends greet you each morning. man: it's a small spoonful of hakuna matata after all 2. a happy song vanquishes your troubles! man: gawrsh 3. you experience spontaneous digit loss. also, your ears stop working in perspective. zzzzzz 4. while you sleep, michael eisner & his imagineers iron the wrinkles out of your brain. guy: it could be worse. I could be a hanna barbarian! dude: heathen 5. but you're cool with it.
