Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 07, 2013
Transcript:
wintry mixology sneet - snow & seet. common. snalt - snow & salt. self-melting. guy: and try it with tequila! sneed - snow & golf-ball-size hail. wap slog - sleet & frogs. possibly apocalyptic. smek guy: oh, no. snooze - snow falling in blankets. spumoni - snow, men's shoes & pasta. rare. guy: ooh, size 12!
margueritem over 11 years ago
Love the frogs.
el8 over 11 years ago
Snosh, snow mixed with lox and bagels.
mikemel over 11 years ago
I’ll have snalt, up.
dramac333 over 11 years ago
All men with size 12 feet know that finding that size is always a treat!
prrdh over 11 years ago
Snarf: snowing dogs…but no cats.
Cat43ullus over 11 years ago
I could go for a snog with a hot-blooded wench.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
But Sneed’s that sometime Sun-Times gossip columnist!
chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago
Snob… refined snow that falls in gated communities.