Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 13, 2015
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what's hidden where: area 52 free the snow white 7 elves & gnomes. move left leg, move right area 53 remote control for al gore. dog: ruth! oop: down! area 54 talking dogs. area 55 snipe. foomp foomp foomp area 56 experimental air bag weapons system testing range. area 58 area 57.
wish the aliens would just abduct Congress, then we could start over.