Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 22, 2015
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winter mixology sneet - snow & sleet. common. snalt - snow & salt. self-melting. man: and try it with tequila! sneed - snow & golf-ball-size hail. wap slog - sleet & frogs. possibly apocalyptic. smek man: oh, no. snooze - snow-falling in blankets. spumoni - snow men's shoes & pasta. rare. man: ooh, size 12!
You forgot Snail….similar to Slog and not to be confused with Snog-totally different.