Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 04, 2015

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson ennui karzaihat jejune bondo blah lugubri the sad clown pods pods the storage unit pabulum el brendel man: peeyoo. woman: yick. december skywatch the december sky is noted among sky watchers for its many uninspired constellations & tedious planet formations. the famous danish astrono-mer tycho brahe (1546 - 1601) once called the december sky "really boring" & "stupid." interest-ingly, brahe had an artificial nose made of silver1. and a pet moose2. he told people he'd lost his nose in a duel3, but conceivably the moose bit it off.4 woman: i give up. man: me, too. pweeeeee and, for anyone out there who cares, the geminid meteor shower peaks next week! as always, it promises to provide many, many lulls between actual meteors! prime viewing will be monday night, but don't wait, get out there now, be-fore all the good spots are taken. hurry! 1. true! 2. true! 3. true! 4. probably not true.