Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 11, 2015

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Richard's For Almanac 2002 Guide to Xmas Trees by Richard Thompson hey, man, is this tree straight yet? Early Warning Fir - Keels over in a dead faint in the event of a National Emergency. Not real helpful. Cannabis Spruce - Sap is extremely mellowing on contact. May cause irresponsible behavior. Fartin Balsam - I'd avoid this one too. Al Gore - not technically a tree. Suddenly ubiquitous. Hey, Al! Get outta here you crazy guy! Puerile Fir - Perfect for homes with a preschool craft project cotton ball and glitter decor scheme. What Th- All right, you're not fooling anyone. Go home are all called the Supreme Court!