Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 27, 2015
December 26, 2015
December 28, 2015
Transcript:
Important Dates for Year January 4-25. Winter weather panic shopping krazy daze! Jan. 12. Power outage. Big ice storm! Jan. 14 Power outage tree falls down! Jan, 17. Power outage. A dog bites the wire! Jan. 23 Power outage. He does it again! February 15. Tedious time killing hobby day I collect squished pennies. I download rare & exotic smileys, like this prancing lemur smiley from Madagascar. March 3 Anything can happen day! Barricade yourself in the closet with a mattress & a few magazines until tomorrow. March 17. Maudlin Garrulous Celtic alcoholic stereotype day. March 21 Vernal equinox. Set your clock ahead 1 hour. March 31. Wool allergy awareness day. Fine. I'm leaving. Goodbye. April 2. April Fools' Day observed. Banks closed. ATMs spit seltzer. Agk May 20. Begin violin lessons day. Eenk eenk eenk eenk June 22. Stop violin lessons day. Eenk eenk eenk eenk Stop.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
You’ve ruined the whole first half of next year already! Thanks a heap, Richard!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Who needs Madame Claude, soothsayer to the Stars, when we have Richard Thompson?
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Coincidentally, on Christmas my sister showed me her collection of squished pennies from the machines at Disneyland.
eddjimm over 8 years ago
see how you are smart in comics