Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 15, 2016
Transcript:
and now, march. march: whoopsie march comes in on clumsy feet, kicks the trash cans down the street. march: oh, man. sorry! spills some garbage on the lawn, blows the rest to hellandgone. march: oops. ow. zzzt tzzt knocks the branches off the trees, gives the power lines a squeeze march: whups. sorry! my bad! them march leaves and as it goes the sun comes out. then it snows.
March is the fifth of the six-and-a-half months of winter around here in Chicagoland. By that time, the S.A.D. has really set in, and a little tipsiness is understandable….